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I’m 100% sorry that you’re here!
The reason I’m crying big old crocodile tears because you’re on my site right now is because it means that you’re trying to eat a big old website elephant. And, that SUCKS. No one lands here unless they’ve got some big website woes that are bringing them closer and closer to a meltdown.
But, I’m also 100% happy that you’re here.
You need me on your side because I can show you how to eat your website elephant one bite at a time. I can show you how to spend your time when you’re starting out online. What steps you need to take to launch your site then grow it at each step along the way.
I’ve spent thousands and thousands of hours perfecting my unique brand of site design, and I know just what making and taking your website from blank screen to empire looks like. I also know what it feels like when there’s a ton of work to do, but you don’t know HOW to do it because you’ve never used WordPress before.
I taught myself everything I know. I painfully and awkwardly bootstrapped my website DIY style before anyone even used the word “bootstrapper”.
I won my own battle with WordPress, then I took it out for dinner, I even bought it a cupcake and told it to be gentle with itself because it really wasn’t my enemy it was now my friend.
Now I’m going to gift all of my site building chops to YOU.
I’m going to buy you dinner and cupcakes. That’s the way your first version of your website should feel to you, not some icky concoction of thrown together mashed potatoes – but, an experience for you to delight, revel, and live deliciously in.
You are not alone. You matter. And, I am here for you and your website. Even if you’re on a super tight beginning budget. I know how to make WordPress + your website work for you.
Your website should be the one buying you dinner, and serving you cupcakes. If it’s not … keep on reading!
Here is my big booble head picture as my daughter calls it.
Just thought you might like to see a big picture of my face because you’d like to know who you’re dealing with.
3 Facts About Me:
I eat websites for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I always have cupcakes for dessert.
I take tons of action in the name of your website.
I’m a lifelong learner of stuff to keep my skills sharp and to bring my A-game to work for you.
But, even more important than all of that. I don’t believe you need a mega website with everything and it’s mother to start making money, changing the lives of peeps around you, and growing your business. I think you can do everything you need to hustle with just ONE extremely focused page on your site.
If you’ve been in business for less than 3 years – I’m going to be your secret DIY weapon.
If you’ve been in business for less than a year I’m dying to be your everything!